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LLAMA SLAUGHTER FARM!!!

Sun May 23, 2010, 9:09 PM
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Oh gosh...  I don't like this. I don't like this at all. An undercover Team Urbanbarbarian Llama member found this on :icondevilpig: 's Members Only Pay Website!

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If you want your llamas to land up being "mistreated" and probably killed for sport - send a llama his way.  I'm sure his fancy "Kraven the Hunter" outfit isn't cheap.  

But if you give a damn about llamas [ and I think you do ] send one or two my way.  Llamas run free on Team Urbanbarbarian's Llama Ranch.  It's a paradise for Llamas. Just ask :iconzealandjones: he'll tell you.  By the way, throw him a llama if you have any extra lying around.

  • Mood: Llama
  • Listening to: Dave cry because his llama count sucks
  • Reading: Llama Times
  • Watching: the world recognize Dave for what he is!
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:icondimaio:
~DiMaio May 25, 2010  Professional General Artist
Lama Lube... brilliant! :ninjabattle:
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:icondsantiag:
~dsantiag May 24, 2010  Professional General Artist
Where's Llamasher The Revenger when you need him? Or PETA for that matter?
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:iconsheber:
The smear campaign begins...
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:iconwarnoon:
~warnoon May 24, 2010  Student Traditional Artist
That sure is one odd shaped lube bottle.
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:iconurban-barbarian:
Dave's a cheap bastard!
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:iconartistofchaos:
~ArtistofChaos May 24, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
... I'm not really a fan of llamas. But I don't see any sport in hunting them, either.
although, llama jerky isn't that bad when you have to take long trips to parts unknown. And my llamas have taken more than one bear attack in my place.
So, I don't like your llamas, but my llamas are fine.

I think I'll keep my llamas... at least until they get attacked by the bears around here... or the crazies.
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:iconurban-barbarian:
You can't spare one or two llamas? I promise I won't let Dave get near them!
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:iconartistofchaos:
~ArtistofChaos May 24, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
No, I can't.
I've given them names, and they all have personalities.
It may seem strange, but it keeps me on my toes emotionally when one dies when they have names.
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