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Why Dave Wants Llamas Revealed!

Tue May 25, 2010, 7:23 PM
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This really sickens me - mainly because I have a deep respect for Llamas, but when I stumbled into a local latrine I couldn't believe my own eyes.

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I'm not sure how, but :icondevilpig: has managed to transform Llamas into Urinal Cakes!  According to some sales charts [ which I found on the Internet ], he's making a bloody fortune!

If you gave a llama to Dave, someone has probably already soiled it in one form or another.  Dave's clients aren't exactly Fortune 500 companies.  After all, what kind of place would even buy Llama Cakes for their urinals?!?!?

Do me a favor.  Give me a llama badge instead of giving one to Dave.  I'm sure that after I turn this photo over to the authorities an investigation will ensue - but until he's properly shut down, I don't want to see anymore llamas harmed and turned into Urinal Cakes!

BTW, :iconzealandjones: could use a llama badge or two as well.  Thanks.

UPDATE:  Thanks to a generous benefactor [ who will remain anonymous unless he wishes to be named! ] I've pulled ahead to FANCY LLAMA!!!  At long last!  My dreams have come true and in doing so, defeated the Devil(pig) all in one fell swoop!

Man, it feels good.  Thanks to everyone that donated badges!  Hit me here if I didn't throw you one back and I'll gladly return the favor!

LONG LIVE LLAMAS and down with :icondevilpig:  ( sometimes good does conquer evil! tee-hee! )

  • Mood: Llama
  • Listening to: Dave cry because his llama count sucks
  • Reading: Llama Times
  • Watching: the world recognize Dave for what he is!
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:iconboston-joe:
~boston-joe May 27, 2010  Professional Traditional Artist
Q: After all, what kind of place would even buy Llama Cakes for their urinals?!?!?

A: the same kinda place that still employs the "trough" (pronounced troff, phonetically, in case i spelled it wrong) system of urinals... just one big toilet where everyone pees at once. its one of the creepiest things to piss in a trough. but i guess its one of those things that "gives you character".
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:iconfindingox:
hmmm, DP = Dan Panosian... Devilpig = DP... more in common than I realized

hilarious llama battle!
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:iconcodeart:
AHAAHAHAH!
This journal made my choice. The LLAMA goes to you!
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:iconcyril-helnwein:
~Cyril-Helnwein May 26, 2010   Photographer
Three cheers for freedom, innocence and all that is good!
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:iconaugustustodopoderoso:
~augustustodopoderoso May 26, 2010  Professional Traditional Artist
And the world can keep turning now that The Barbarian holds his Fancy Llama badge :)
Justice has been made, for everyone. Funny war you guys battled.
All the best, mr Panosian.
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:iconrichardpace:
*RichardPace May 26, 2010  Professional General Artist
Who doesn't like cake?
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:iconholymane:
~HolyMane May 26, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
you eat the ones in the urnals D: eww
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:iconrichardpace:
*RichardPace May 26, 2010  Professional General Artist
I don't eat everything I like.
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:iconholymane:
~HolyMane May 26, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
toutche!
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:icongarryhenderson:
Funniest llama war in the history of llama wars. Made for great a time killer when I was takin a break from work.
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